She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.
When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom
A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.
He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.
verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach
Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!
Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪
When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.
"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."
When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt
“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”
When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head
Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night