drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.

Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.

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drunk spacing

While drunk, search for hot chicks on myspace.

Hey, What are you up to? Drunk spacing.

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rodger drunk

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.

Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."

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Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

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Prairie Drunk

The act of getting the most drunk and fucked up you can possibly get without dying. In some occasions, you may end up in the hospital. Mostly done by Saskatchewanians, since there really isn't that much nightlife in the province. A lot of fun, but very sloppy.

Guy 1 "Hey dude wanna party tonight?"
Guy 2 "Nahh, got prairie drunk last night."
Guy 1 "Have fun being hungover for 3 days."

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Mall Drunk

when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.

can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)

Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.

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Fuck Drunk

The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.

After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.

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