The act of getting the most drunk and fucked up you can possibly get without dying. In some occasions, you may end up in the hospital. Mostly done by Saskatchewanians, since there really isn't that much nightlife in the province. A lot of fun, but very sloppy.
Guy 1 "Hey dude wanna party tonight?"
Guy 2 "Nahh, got prairie drunk last night."
Guy 1 "Have fun being hungover for 3 days."
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when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.
can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)
Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.
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The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.
After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.
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When you act straight when you're sober but gay af when hammered
Yeah dude, my girl was making out with Lisa at the party after her third beer, she's a total drunk gay.
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A drinking game:
Supplies:
three different proofs of alcohol
Forza 3
you and three friends.
Rules:
Each person takes a hot lap on Forza 3 with drift points turned on. Each person remembers their drifting score. The second place person takes a shot of the lowest proof alcohol, third place, second highest proof, last place shoots the highest proof.
There are no rewinds, and preferably no driving assists. only cosmetic damage, usually.
Upon winning, the first place finisher gets to pick the next car and track.
Ken: Hey Brett, what are you doing tonight?
Brett: I think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight.
Ken: Badass! I'm in!
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when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling
"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"
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To intoxicate one's self so severely that the brain becomes totally incompatible with the body and all its functions.
Dave: "Gordon, I see you chose the middle of a fucking gravel road for your sleeping purposes last night."
Gordon: "Yeah man, I must have gotten Troy-Drunk."
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