[Obama Effect]

The belief by some black people that they can overcome anything no matter how little they have put to accomplishing it,seeing how they now have a black president in the white house.

Man !:God,Marcus really thinks he can get that promotion!
Man 2:But he doesnt do anything
Man 1:The Obama Effect
Man 2:Yep

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JAWS effect

Convincing the world it is unsafe to swim in the ocean by planting images of the movie JAWS, even though stats are low to get eaten by a shark. A move used by Team Trump to stoke fear about anyone that is not a white American male

Muslim friend: My mosque was fire-bombed. We are not terrorists.
Latino friend: Yeah, that's the JAWS effect. Everyone thinks I'm a rapist drug lord

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The Jensen Effect

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.

I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.

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The Maury Effect

The Maury Effect:

The percentage certain that any given "ho" is that a particular "tool" is her "baby daddy" is directly and inversely proportionate the likelihood that said "tool" is in fact the father.

Example:

The Maury Effect:

Ho: *shouting* " 120% sure Wongjohn is MY baby daddy!"
Maury: "Wongjohn is NOT the father!
Ho: *runs from stage and throws self on groung*

Analysis: Because said "ho" was 120% certain WongJohn was the father, there was a 120% lieklihood that he was NOT the father.

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the Ian effect

when a girl rips out your ass hairs while you blow a load in her face

while i was on vacation on brazil i gave this girl gave me the ian effect.

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The Karl Effect

When someone starts to become more apart of the LGBTQ Community because of Karl Jacobs from Mr Beast

Oh god not The Karl Effect not Chris NOOOOOOO

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Sporcle Effect

When one person is on Sporcle.com (often at school or in a workplace) everyone in a ten-foot radius becomes instantly distracted and joins them in the Sporcle quiz.

"Man, I have this math test in 2 hours, I really need to study!... wait... is that sporcle? FSM! THE ANSWER IS FSM!"
-3 hours later-
"wow... i totally flunked that test... DAMN YOU SPORCLE EFFECT!"

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