A disease given at birth when someone has a crippled crossed eye that everyone laughs at and wants to poke. It was featured once on Embaressing Bodies but the nurse wouldn't stop lauging at her.
Omg Megan Kennedy has a wog eye
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the result of a person ejaculating into one's eye whilst they are dormant, on awakening said victim is in a sticky situation, as they believe they are blind, unable to open their eyes.This is often used as a revenge method on an unwilling participant of intercourse.
freddy gave kayleigh a spider eye when she fell asleep after refusing to feltch him.
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the plica (PLY-ka) semilunaris (sem-ee-LOO-ner-is), which is located around the eye makes eye mucus or waste
There is a big piece mucus in the corner of your eye, it must have taken the plica semilunaris a long time to make it.
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something u could look into all day long and not a thought would cross your head except for how comlpetely head over heels in love you are with this girl
i looked into kat's eyes all day long nd would have stayed there forever if i could,except her parents are nazis, but her eyes just kept me goin
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when a guy's eyes are piercing and appear to be staring into your soul, like an abercrombie model's.
beth: dude, did you see that guy??
amy: yeah, he had total abercrombie eyes!
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The Act Of Blacking someones eye with a mushroom slap ( a solid slap of the penis to the facial region)
I gave her a mushroom eye when she didn't shut up last night.
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opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at
(how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant
barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"
marshall: "my new assistant"
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