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Someone who listens to Nirvana and knows a lot of their songs other than Smells Like Teen Spirit
Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous! God that song is AWESOME!
Person 2: Name one lyric from Blew.
Person 1: What the fuck is Blew?
Person 2: You're not a real Nirvana fan.
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People who support the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and/or Eagles (as in Boston College Eagles).
Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level.
Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan.
Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans).
On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!"
Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.
Boston sports fans in action:
Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning!
Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl?
Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season!
Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time.
Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?
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Genshin impact fan is a social reject with no friends or life outside the internet. Usually have thousands of different “sexualities and genders”, and send u death threats if u tell them they’re invalid.
They have no father figure, bitches or friends. And will probably end up working as discord moderators, if they don’t already do of course.
They usually identify as kitten/kittenself etc, and will throw a tantrum if u call them something else.
They do not shower or leave their room, and are usually obese.
And of course, they are incredibly racist, but still obsessed with japanese or korean culture.
Are attracted to minors.
Tells you to kill yourself if you say their favorite character isn’t lgbt, or u say their favorite ship isn’t canon.
You can usually spot a genshin fan pretty easily. An obese person wearing musty clothes from sheins emo section and smells like shit cuz they haven’t showered in ages.
example of genshin impact fan:
genshin fan: omg i just got the new five stars in genshin !! /srs /j /pos /gen - they/them/kittenself/it/she/him
normal person: ur a girl
genshin fan: ur ableist and homophobic kill yourself !!!!!!
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Mostly made up people who believe Greenday is the best band in existance, when they've only listened to American Idiot and not their other, better records such as Nimrod. and 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours. Usually cannot spell correctly ( I.E. Chatspeak. )and only discuss about how Billie Joe is 'amazingly hott' whilst they most likely do not even pay attention to the music.
"NOOOOOO...I LUV GREENDSAY BILLY JO IS S0o0o0o0o HAWTT!!!!!!!"
"Oh. So you're an American Idiot fan. -sharpens knife.-"
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"Fans of Greenday usually have bad grammer. Oh, I get it. Greenday makes people dumb."
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fan of the show South Park
pretends like they are not depressed however they hate themselves
will never get a girlfriend
Have you had your first kiss yet?
No Im a south park fan
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The situation where a recent catastrophe is further complicated by some application of Murphy's Law or further revelations. Taken from the mental image of the "fragrant and pictorial" mess that excrement would make if it came into contact with the blades of a fan...
It was bad enough when they caught him rolling in the hay with a girl, but the shit really hit the fan when it was reported that she was underage.
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The toilet in the 1970's space station "Skylab" had a suction fan and a safety belt to strap yourself down with in zero gravity.
Zero gravity would cause the faeces to float all over the place disasterously so there was airflow to suck the faeces into a bag, a bit like a vacuum cleaner does. Now, if the bag broke somehow, then the "Shit hit the fan!!".
Awww no! the shit hit the fan!!!.
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