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To be drunk beyond recognition.
Austin: I am fucking fisted
Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours
experiencing a major inconvenience
“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”
An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody
Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.
Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house
While your fist is inside someone's rectum, you pee in the sink simultaneously.
Juice wrld: yo my fist in the stink, pee in the sink
The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.
I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.
“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”