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The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches
When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin
Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in
The motel for Kings.
The Inn is Owned by Ak and has the hottest nightshift clerk known to man.
He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge
He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave
the title of “ultimate king and all time champion” of this colourful game - Ludo is only given to smart minds.
ARTS is the most talented and skillful player of ludo king ever seen by anyone.
Usually the crack head who has consumed, produced or purchased the most amount of dragon glass at any given time out of all fellow participating dragons, the Dragon King title can easily be passed around many times in a single sitting
Let the Dragon King go first it is his dragon glass
When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.
I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.
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