you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

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I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

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Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."

Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.

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have deep pockets and short arms

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

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Have you called Jenny yet?

What you say to fat people.

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Just got done having Denny's

A sex act where the male parter vomits while releasing his load in his partners mouth. If with a female partner, while fisting the vagina.

We just got done having Denny's.

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does gary glitter have a pc?

A phrase used to sarcastically imply 'yes' in response to a question.

Question : "Gemma, does my premature ejaculation problem mean our relationship is over?"

Answer : "Does Gary Glitter have a pc?"

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