IM FULL OF YOLK IM FULL OF WHITES

I AM AN EGG I DO WHATS RIGHT

Someone: “Yo what’s he doing?”

Someone 2: “getting into character
Slimecicle: IM FULL OF YOLK IM FULL OF WHITES

im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

2👍 5👎

hilo im superior

hilo im superior is a saying for when you walk in a room to acert your dominance.

Hilo im superior

"We know fred"

im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready

"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti

Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh

"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPS

i was trying to say wewowewo im a firetruck but i forgor th word

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPSSS

im cumming

when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex

Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!