Cake Pop

Someone who is fat on the top but has really thin/fit legs.

That girl doesn't just have a muffin top; she's a straight up cake pop!

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boob cake

Boob cake: the way a large set of boobs looks pressed up against the glass of a shower stall, window, ect.

"Dude, that chick in the Miata was totally baking me some boob cake"

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the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold !

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panty cake

The layer of crust left from a yeast infection in the crocth of a dirty pair of panties.

"Man, Sheila. This yeast infection is so horrible. I've got so many panty cakes in my underwear I should open up a bakery."

"That sucks."

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ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

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icebox cake

(n) - An incredibly pleasurable sexual act in which a woman sits and spreads her legs and vagina. A man then sits on her receptive vagina and pinches a loaf right into that bitch.

My boo wanted to take our relationship to a new level, so I dropped a fresh icebox cake into her freezer.

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anal cake

the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet

i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom

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