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Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
A mall that was once the place to be, but now exclusively crazy people hang out there.
"The only restaurant at shopping town mall is that creepy China express."
"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."
Bopping Da Shop is when you pull up at your local grocery store, run to the counter, and steal all the money from the register and then run away.
Person 1: "Hey did you see that a few hooligans were bopping da shop?"
Person 2: "Yeah it was crazy, I was there.
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bishop says: hey look at the bi shop!!
me:you are bi arent you?
Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.
Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.
A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.
A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
A barber shop... but only for your balls.
I stoped by the ballber shop this morning to get my pubes manscaped. Jimmy asked me about the wife and kids as he cleaned me up and gave me a fresh fade down there.