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Jesus' prom date

A term used to describe someone very old.

This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.

by Hikkin December 19, 2012

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sugar on the first date

to kiss ur partner on the first date

Boy: Gimme sum sugar on the first date
Gurl: Who the hell are u?
Boy: Woot shes drunk!

by Sugar Daddy0088 October 27, 2008

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Drive-thru dating

when you flirt or get flirted with at a drive-thru window

Use your imagination

-"Where are my nuggets ?!"

>"Oh shoot, I forgot, I got flirted with at the window, the next step might be Drive-thru dating"

by Drive-thru-dater January 15, 2010

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First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.

"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."

by phobes21 August 29, 2011

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Take-on-a-date-able

A girl that is approachable enough to be taken out on a date.

I hung out with Ricka after school and realized that she is very take-on-a-date-able.

by awaidude January 28, 2010

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Mother Russia Date

When a date is proposed backwards. The man will ask the woman for a sexual favor, ranging on what the favor is, the woman will then tell the man what he has to do. The date then starts with the sexual favor, then moves on to what the woman asked to do (i.e. go to a movie, take her shopping, go out to dinner, etc.).

I took out Jane on a Mother Russia Date, she gave me head then I had to go see that new chick flick with her.

by ijustwantedhead January 30, 2011

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online carbon dating

Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."

by Monkey's Dad October 26, 2020

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