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Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"
Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."
Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks
That sounds like a Popsicle joke
Every year in Upstate New York on April 24th they celebrate “Moroccan Joke day” where you make jokes about Morocco or your Moroccan friends.
“Are you ready for Moroccan Joke day? I already have like 6 jokes lined up”
A word or term submitted by people on Urban Dictionary that usually revolves around a person or thing that very few people other than the submitter actually know about, with said word or term often having a definition that does not accurately or effectively explain what it actually is to people who have never heard of such a thing before
The huge amount of urban inside jokes is fucking irritating.
A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)
This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
When an initially hilarious joke is overused to the point where no one laughs at it anymore and instead gives an eye roll. Facts.
Karen: Why is six afraid of seven?
Crowd: *Eye roll* We’ve heard that joke 72 times in the past hour. Stop killing us with your joke fatigue.