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Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.

Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls

by SpammableConquisitor July 31, 2021


Jason

Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.

What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.

by supahot10 November 23, 2021


Jason

An assbutt

dude, jason is the worst

by eyyopotato March 9, 2018


jason

fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.

jason is fake lol

by not allison lol September 30, 2020


Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.

Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!

by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024


Jason

a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being

Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend

by sno0ze November 22, 2020


Jason

The biggest sleezbag player you will ever meet stay away from that piece of shittt

Jason was cheeting on me the whole time and lied to me

Oh no and now he just wants me to know because he's got a big ego and Wants me to know he was playing you the whole time because he's a sleez

by 💘🙌🏽 February 28, 2022