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Little jerk chicken

Good comeback and insult

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019


Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.

"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"

by jrdl718 July 23, 2013


Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up

Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk

by Lil Uaz November 21, 2020


Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US

-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk

by Molnia November 21, 2020


Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.

"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"

by ohhoneohh November 3, 2017


dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023


e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings

dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"

by vand3l August 6, 2008