Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.
When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US
-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk
(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"
When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"