Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

Kai dude

I think your smile is adorable. So when i go crazy eyed its not because im scared its because I i think its cute and idk how to react or express it.

Damn kai dude your dumb

put kai

to put kai is to put your 'hand'(kai) on a person after obtaining the required consent in order to commence with sexual activities. Followed by an '-uh' if asked as a yes/no question used as a rising intonation.

A: I finally met my gf for the first time after a year of texting online.
B: finally!!! Put kai-uh?

A: Yesssir ya boi finally a man.

Kaied

When Lord Kai Taliesin David Of Scotland Gives You A Creampie

"Did you hear about Jenna she got Kaied"

kay<3

she’s an AMAZING girlfriend, best anyone could ask for. she fab and she is adorable. i love her so so so so so so much!!

iheartkay<3

kokain kai

A gay, arrogant and sociable guy who loves to take cocaine and commits to the/enjoys the drama in life.

Noah is taking drugs while gossiping.
Julia: „He is such a kokain kai“

Kai Langley

A made-up CAM(Center Attacking Midfielder) Playing for AC Milan

Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!