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The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.
Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.
Renee told me that she must shave her furry kitty because it didn't match her pearls and heels.
Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.
Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
kitty kitty meow meow is jessica’s bookie wookiee
“omg kitty kitty meow meow lied to me ? “
“omg no way !!”
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A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.
In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
The act of ejaculating unto a hairy pussy.
Just before he came, John pulled out and have Lisa a Cummy Kitty.
A piece of shit whos only objective in life is to simply get kitty(vagina)
Person 1: yuh see that kitty man only bulling woman all over
Person 2: yesss, just last week kitty man tek my muddah!