bum monkey

an male who tends to hang around the anal orifice of other men

dude that guy checking you out is a bum monkey

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Ohh, monkey.

Phrase that indicates sudden sexual pleasure or orgasm (male or female). Or if you want, it could mean absolutely nothing, only that you wanted to say "Ohhh, monkey." If used during sex, the phrase is then emphasized. "OHH, MONKEY!" *Must be said with an "oh face" and a voice similar to one having an orgasm.*

"Hey, check out that girl over there. She's practically naked."
"Ohh, monkey.."

"Hey, babe."
"What?"
"Ohh, monkey." (suddenly jizzes on face)

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strap monkey

train or subway commuter; usually used in a pejorative sense.

Just look at the blank faces on the strap monkeys. Poor swine condemned to suffer the indignities of London Underground day after day...

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Floor Monkey

People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.

Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."

Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."

Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."

Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."

Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".

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Panic Monkey

An endearing term, usually self imposed - to describe someone who suffers from panic disorder and anxiety, but is self aware - and does not subscribe to the sometines patronising "inner child" mechanics of psychology.

"Yeah, i know - I'm such a panic monkey"

"I was just being a panic monkey, no need for concern"

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beaver monkey

Sexually active lesbian.
Aggressive homosexual female.

When going to Vixen in Provincetown, the beaver monkeys were all over the fresh meat.

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monkey roll

A maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results.

Dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. He hit the tree.

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