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boot kungus = beeeeg brayns fuud eeeter breh
BRO LETTUCE GO TO BOOT KUNGUS FRFR
YES BREH!!!
The best teacher ever. She will do her best to help her students. A typically caring woman who is very creative and musically talented. Very patient and will help all of her students.
1- Ms. Boot owns a boot that lives in a boot floating on a boot that's eating a boot, that boot is worn by Ms. Boot.
2- Ms. Boot is my favorite teacher, she plays piano and sings really well.
A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.
Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?
That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
A great person, totally worth of respect. A genuine legend.
Person 1: She's a real boot filler
Person 2: A boot filler?
Person 1: Yeah, a boot filler. What fills your boot?
Person 2: My foot?
Person 1: Where is your foot?
Person 2: At the end of my leg?
Person 1: Yeah, at your leg end. Legend. She's a legend.
Person 2: Oh yeah! She IS a real boot filler.
To become flustered or to be made to become flustered by someone/something
Alex: Jenna is Hella fine.
James: Yeah, I keep roasting my boot every time I look at her
In the early 1980’s It’s quite literally was what skinheads world do to predatory pedophiles.
“That creepy old dude offered to suck me off, so I called my friends and when we find him we’ll Give ‘em the boot!”
In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."