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Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.

Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!

by J Bernard December 5, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


FIVE STAR BITCH

WELL ACCORDING TO YO GOTTI, A FIVE STAR BITCH IS A GIRL WHOS FINE AND SEXY AS HELL, COOK, CLEAN AND GOT HER PRIORITY'S STRAIGHT. AND SHE ALSO DOES ANY AND EVERYTHING IN BED, AND SHE GOOD AT IT. FROM GIVIN HEAD,THE 69, AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT DICK!!!!

AY G, U SEE THAT GIRL OVA THERE, I HEARD SHE A FIVE STAR BITCH, SHE GIVE HEAD AND EVERYTHING.

by B_JIZZLE FO SHIZZLE October 29, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


five-point-slow

Derogatory slang word for the Ford 5.0 V8 engine.

I smoked a five-point-slow Mustang today.

by the8217 May 28, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Korean High Five

It's a slap in the private parts.

"Hector korean high fived my girlfriend in the vagina -- now she feels violated."

by I'll Burn You! April 28, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Five Year Itch

It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.

The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!

Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.

"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."

"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.

by ScratchyTheMenace November 29, 2012

63๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


five nights at freddy's

the scariest fucking game ever. if you beat it you are awesome

I JUST FINISHED THE FIFTH NIGHT OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!!!!

by sprinkly September 22, 2014

292๐Ÿ‘ 250๐Ÿ‘Ž