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LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 21, 2018


Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011


The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021


Doot machine

A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.

Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.

by Anonymous359ht February 24, 2021


Breeding Machine

A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.

Wow! She is such a breeding machine!

by xenament July 10, 2024


dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.

Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.

by MEHmeh March 2, 2006