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When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.
- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?
Be an asshole and leave your friends
I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew
Aka meth mountain home of the San mountain slim fast 😘
Let's go get the go go from north San mountain
Commonly known as a "chronic" or "dank" strain of weed laced with PCP.
"Yo man did you hit that joint?"
"Yeah man I can't feel my feet I'm soo high!"
"That's that Ricky Mountain Tangerine!"
Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water
When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.
I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.