Oh My Tits

A variation of oh my god, but with emphasis on breasts. Best efficient use of the word is when your in great shock.

I went into an elevator and met some women with very firm and nicely shaped breast. This type of situation just screams, Oh My TITS!!

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The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.

Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

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Oh Long Johnson

A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.

Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---

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oh mon dieu

"Oh my god" in French.

The french girl realized she had finals tomorrow and said, "oh mon dieu."

Oh, Pat Sajak

A nearly all-purpose reaction for a plethora of situations. Similar to "Oh my gosh" or "good grief" or "wow". It is customary for one utterance to be followed by at least an echo or two.

It was a popular expression in the eighties and seems to be making a comeback, just like disco.

David: "I wonder what would happen if I wrote 'extortion' in the memo field of a check."
Jenny: "Haha! Oh, Pat Sajak."

David: "Oh Pat Sajak."
Will: "Ohhhhh Pat Sajak."

Oh no you di'ent!

Sxc slang for the classic panto; 'Oh no you didnt' 'Oh yes I did'

Used by Skanky Hoes, Cheap Slags and Sluts

Usually followed by a 'mm-mmm' or a slight variation to this.

Also accompanied by a shaking of a finger and side-sliding the head left and right from 3-15 times in unison.

Not to be misused.

Shandice) 'Mhmm suga I just got mama some bangin new
lipgloss yall know what im say-en?'

Honey) 'Mhmm honey that gloss aint poppin m-mm no
way no how yall know what i mean girl'

Shandice)'Oh no you di'ent!'

Honey) 'M-mm thats righht suga-pie yall wouldnt know style
if it slapped yall in that cheap orange pineapple yall call a face n yall know what im talkin bout mmHMmmmm'

LOL.

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My oh my

Has same meaning as "Oh my gawd!!!" but for the atheists

Also this is very useful to end the conversation that you want to avoid.

Holden : I ran 10 Miles today cuz I missed that damm bus.
Me: My oh my..

....Silence....

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