The sweetest but most traumatized boy you'd ever meet.
"Does oliver need ther-"
"Yes."
"..is he kin-"
"Yes."
"😨"
The one delusional kid who thinks he's going to take over the country
Olivers a fag
An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag
“ Oliver, can I have your number?”
“ no have my snap chat- the sexy mofo 18
An absolute legend, he is the kindest, greatest person in the world with the biggest dick, the definition of giga chad.
"I met some dude named Oliver."
"You're so lucky, if I was you I'd suck his dick every day."
"Insert Laugh Track"
Is the best kind of eldritch being pretty, smart, cute and tall. He likes cats and the blood of the eldery. Also known as Yoh'zaxho'imha'zangi.
Tyler-Wow Oliver i can touch the roof with a jump
Yoh'zaxho'imha'zangi-Wow i can also do it (Summons his legion of tentacles to reach the roof)
An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.
Ya know oliver?
“ the super nice one? “
Yea that one
a pretty boy with a perfect smile who can't admit he's adorable.
a helpless romantic with a heart too pure for this world.
person A: is that oliver over there?
person b: yep, he and his partner seem so happy together.