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A christian concert that awakens the inner faith of American youth. Guest speaker and amazing bands such as Casting Crowns and Unhindered are the main events. Wonderful skits are preformed also. Usually a 27 hour journey, but there is an 'Aqurie The Fire Retreat' that lasts a whole week likewise.
Boy: Hey, why did you turn down my date?
Girl: I was at Aquire The Fire last weekend.
Boy: Maybe this Friday?
Girl: Sure, as long as you quit asking me to have sex with you.
Boy: Why? Did this concert change your mind?!
Girl: Yes, it did. I'm coming clean.
Boy: Then we're through.
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A drink made by adding Chicago's infamous Malort Liquor to a bottle of Fireball Whisky.
That Chicagoan bastard handed me the jug of Fireball and it was halfway to my stomach when I tasted the Malort and knew I was served up a Dumpster Fire.
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When a man puts tabasco sause on his dick and shoves it up someone's @$$.
EJ fire wormed her @$$ so bad, she went through three tubes of Preperation H.
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The act of using tabasco sauce as lube, and proceeding to have anal sex with with a homosexual life partner. The only way to put the fire out is to jizz in the butthole.
Todd gave me a man on fire last night and forgot to put out the fire.
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when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.
american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"
-friendly fire occurs...
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The initiating of an never before experienced en-fuego of multiple orgasms given to ones partner by devilish worshipers of the sun.
I was starting fire in the walls last night with the better half of the Murphy twins.
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A grundle fire is when you have a really hot fart when you are sitting and it travels up your grundle really slow.
Holy shit man i just started a grundle fire!
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