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Pot of Gold

When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.

Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.

by Captain Numbers 123456789 December 22, 2020


pot cunt

The only way to describe a guy called Ben.

Damn guys that Ben is a bit of a pot cunt

by HomelessJoeee March 13, 2018


Grape Pot

someone who looks like where's wally, and knows tells you everything about the latest war thunder update.

"mmmm like a grape pot, pringler"

by sex haver 1000 March 7, 2022


Italian Hot Pot

When you nut, piss, and shit in a tub and bathe in it

Dude Ariston why did you do the Italian Hot Pot last nigh!!

by May 18, 2022


Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023


Pot horse

Pot horse - someone who looks like they smoke a lot of pot

Man you got long hair crossed legs and a big ol cock you must be a pot horse

by Dargle Bilgroy May 1, 2024


Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023