An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.
The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?
Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.
I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!
When your so drunk and wanna to make a decision using rock, paper, scissors you mumble and and forget scissors so you just say drywall
Person1: since its a tie we can just do rock, paper, drywall! idk im wasted!
Person2: Cut her off!!
Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.
Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper