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when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine
bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.
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same as "peace out", later, bye
:aight my nigga piss out!
:piss
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When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea
Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea
When you have a piss which is fully brewed, usually for a piss bandit
I got a chunky piss ready for this washroom might wanna evacuate the building
The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.
"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"
A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.
Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.
Like a soggy biscuit, the game of piss bucketeer involves a group of men around a bucket. Each must piss into the bucket going around the circle until someone runs out. Whoever is the first unable to pee must drink the contents of the bucket, either straight or through a beer bong.
Leah: Michael and the guys played piss bucketeer last night.
Andre: who lost?
Leah: Jared, apparently he only made it halfway down before puking.