When making out, the collision between the two kissers noses. Often occurs when both people decide to change which angle at which they are kissing.
It was getting hot and heavy when she eskimo punched me.
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It is when a male does a split to get at waist level with a woman, then punches straight out into her vagina.
Woman: Last night i was at a party and this guy totally v-punched me. I won't be able to have babies.
Male: My girlfriend was acting like a real noob, so to teach her a lesson i v-punched her.
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To punch someone in the undies. With your penis usually.
Me: How was your date last simo? Any undie punching?
Simo: Hell yeah, was awesome too. Plenty of undie punching to be had.
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a flaming punch that was originaly done by captain falcon. this was used in the super smash bros. series but was also used as a attack that falcon used on this evil dude in the f-zero cartoon series.
evil guy:IVE HAD ENOGH OF U! DIE!
captain falcon:FALCON PAAAWNCH
some f-zero racer:CAPTAIN FALCON!
mewone:thats what a falcon punch is guys.
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A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.
Duuuuude!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday, and left a snail trail on my leg.
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Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)
John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.
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When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.
Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.
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