when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.
frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?
bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight
frank: haha fags
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NOUN /หrฤหtรคrd หpilล/
A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."
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Ones complete disregard of respect for rental property due to a mental condition .
Police , Why did you take a short cut through the corn field with your rental car ?
Suspect , Its not my fault officer , I am Rentaly Retarded !
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Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.
Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.
Scientology gives me the retard shivers.
Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.
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A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."
Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.
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A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
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When a certain individual has smoked so much that they are no longer able to communicate with the rest of the world even though they are right in the middle of it. They are so paranoid that they are spooked into silence.
Damn son I was so Spooky Retarded last night I couldn't even put in an order at McDonalds
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