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Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.
Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.
The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:
where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}
Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.
Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"
The 10 Seconds Rule is simple. Draw a camera and yell, “10, 9,... 1“ and click, during the countdown the models should do the first out-of-the box thing they can think of.
The 10 Seconds Rule is a great way to take wicked pictures.
Common things to do are too pick someone up, get naked or doing a handstand, or all above.
1. He took an awesome 10 Seconds Rule picture, everybody where all over the place
2. Haukur broke his cufflinks when ripping his clothes off during the 10 Seconds Rule
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Confederate States break through from the USA. The 🇺🇸 flag is fugly.
Texas has to go first!
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If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.
1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!
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A film written and directed by Dylan Avery, produced by Korey Rowe, and researched for by Jason Bermas the trio heads the production team known as Louder than Words.It is a pivitol documentary about the truth behind 9/11, with supporting evidence from on-the-scene Eyewitnesses that the WTC 1, 2, and 7 were taken down in controlled demolition, the hijackers were fake, no plane crashed in Shanksville, PA and a cruise missle hit the Pentagon. It basically states that everything you thought you knew about 9/11/01 is a lie. It is the third of four editions (the final cut to be released in 2007) released in 2006, with a clip of footage of Jason Bermas at the American Scholars Symposium on June 26th, 2006.
You can watch Loose Change Second Edition Recut by watching it in Google Video or Loosechange911.com, which will link you to Google Video anyway.
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A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.
Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.
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The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.
"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"
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