Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

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That 70's Smoke

When several friends smoke pot through a bong while sitting in sombodys basement appartment. Similar to the tv show "That 70's Show" where they would smoke in a circle.

Guy1:Hey what did you do last night?
Guy2:We had a bomb that 70's smoke
Guy1:Wicked

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cigarette smoking man

A.K.A Cancer Man, Cigarette Smoking Man, Smokey, C.G.B Spender.
Main anti-agonist at the x-files, cant be seen without his cigarette even in a single episode, he smokes "morley" which is a fictious brand of cigarette.

Cigarette Smoking Man is the badass of the X-Files.

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Smoke Two Joints

1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.

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Smoke Me Out

To let someone with no or little bit of money to smoke your weed because you're nice.

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man... I need to smoke some weed.
Guy 2: Alright, you got some money?
Guy 1: Nahhh, can you smoke me out?
Guy 2: Of course, I got you!

Example 2
Guy 1: Hey, I got some weed bro.
Guy 2: Ayeeee! Smoke me out!!!

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dont smoke mate

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

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smoke my pole

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.

"Haziz, smoke my pole."

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