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OpposingFork's Sad Story But Fake This Time. Fork wakes up, he is white happy that he is not african he goes and eats breakfast (not bad sandwich what made u think its gonna be bad sandwich?), he goes to school and communicates with his classmates, he goes home after 5 hours of school and goes on discord.
OpposingFork's Sad Story But Fake This Time
antipickle is a genre of story which features conceited old men who don't recognize they're past their expiration date, act like they're still the shit, and ultimately get tossed in the trash like they deserve.
A: Did you read that new book Circe, by M Miller?
K: Yeah, what a multifaceted antipickle story!
One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.
There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.
Nickname people put on people named “Andy.” He’s also the biggest simp, and has a crushes on Justin. Andy x Justin is a really good ship!
“Andy Toy Story is kinda mean ugh.”
once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
A private story on snapchat where people ask you any question and you have to confess the truth.
Did you see what was on Roberts Confessions Story? I can’t believe he did that with Cindy!
When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.