Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.
Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.
At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."
And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.
(Book of Dong 6:12)
And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."
(Book of Dong 6:13)
And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Holy fuck I love the Book of Dong. It's great!
A multimedia franchise about the BFDI/BFB/TPOT titular characters Pillow and Book and their friends such as Lollipop and Taco
I like the BFDI: Pillow and Book franchise! It's very awesome, and popular, thank you Jacknjellify!
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Boo boo books means to Pull someone’s hair back and butt fuck them until they yell “BOO BOO BOOK”
Hey bill wanna play Boo Boo Book with Jill?
1. When you have to leave from somewhere in general
2. When you have to get out of there in a rush
Example 1:
You: Hey, sorry dude, I gotta book it
Example 2:
You: Bro, the teacher saw him so he just booked it
After a long hard school year of wanting to beat the shit out of your fellow classmates and fuck the female students and teachers you get to relax at night after the last day of school at a nice bonfire where you burn all your school books along with the hatred memories with a couple of friends obviously no black lives matter activists aloud and have fun
Hey can De'Andre come to burning of the books? "Does he support black lives matter?" Yes.... "Then no" but he plays Pokemon go "fuck it he can come"
A trend where teenage girls do with their boyfriend in which they draw a color book and they show both of their drawings
Did you see how Jessica did the Color book trend with Jason? Yes dude!
Term used for purchasing codeine cough syrup; in its original packaging. "Book" is a reference to the pamphlet that comes inside said packaging
Book, Cop a Book, buy a book
Book Definition: "Book" Being a reference to pamphlet found in Orginal packaging
"I don’t want it unless a book in it"
Defined: Meaning he don’t want it unless the product comes with the full original packaging
"I was in Europe trying to cop a book, shit was 160€ a pop"
Defined: tried buying cough syrup with full original packaging, stuff was 160€ a bottle