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1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
The girl that always comes through for you, "no matter what!" Might be your current gf, an ex gf or just a close friend. If she has a new man, she'll still come through regardless.
Regardless, of where I'm at in life, she will always be my no matter what chick.
A broad that's a bit slow on the uptake
Chick Thick anything happen of significance or interest yo.
A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.
How many Jack Chick Tracts have you found on your walks today?
Just a def for white female.
But I'm mixed and i take it as an insult when somebody calls my friends "White chicks" MFN N!**3R AIN'T CALLING MY BITCHES WHITE CHICKS
-Katy Perry is a white chick...(No offense i like Katy Perry and i LOVE her music but she a white chick.)
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The day after valentines day , national side chick day. That being result of all the pimps and players are with there main bitchs on valentines day leaving the side chick feel some type of way so they get the day after.!!
For all side chick's near and far , we celebrate you wit national side chick day, Feb 15
A chick that does meth and takes even longer to do anything than a sober chick.
She’s slow as a turtle. Yeah, that’s because she’s a chick head.