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When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.
How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.
"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."
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A left turn after the traffic light turns red, where there is no turn arrow.
Or a person that creeps into an intersection, purposely to turn after the light turns red.
Seen in Vancouver B.C., hence the name 'Canadian Left Turn', but it applies to any moron, in any country turning left on a red.
Sometimes as many as 3 cars will turn left after the red light!
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while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.
Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel
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when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit
hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks
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People who live in the past. People who will only talk about what happened 1+ years ago.
Montreal Canadian Fans = History majors
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basically any dumbass Canadian. One whole Canadian or two there is no limit or regulation to the concept.
Hockey games have the highest volume of Canadian back stabbers.
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The act in which a man deficates in a woman's mouth then precedes to jizz on top making a poutine like substance.
How does it taste baby? Canadian Deep Fryer, we deliver it fresh in your mouth.
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