drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

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dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.

She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?

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Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps

Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.

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schlang dump

Sex move used when you deficate in or around the partners belly botton.

You ready for the best schlang dump of your life baby

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e-dump

a huge massive dump taken by e-dub

damn that e-dump stinks

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turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

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Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss

After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.

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