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Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.
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The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute
You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt
The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.
Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”
what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"
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The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.
HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?
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A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.
Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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