Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g
B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.
It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!
Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop
(see nerd drop)
A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?
Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
A bitch that suck hella cock and usually her name starts with a J. But also is very pushy and thinks nobody can beat her up!?
Omg your girlfriend is such a nerd bop bro
a person who is so smart and so nerdy they actually tutor another smart nerdy person
"Wow that guy is such a Nerd Meister, hes tutoring that girl, shes already a genius"
They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.
Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd