Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g
B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.
It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!
Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
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to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop
(see nerd drop)
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A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?
Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
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Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The βnerdsβ donβt even realize how much time they are spending on the games.
Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably wonβt see him for a while.
Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.
What Sterling Archer call glasses.
Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"