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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 23, 2010

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Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.

BEWARE OF THE PIZZA NERDS! D:

by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010

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nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)

NERD JACKED! NERD DROP!

by vassmoney baby December 15, 2008

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Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"

Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?

by Art Mofo July 9, 2009

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nerd bop

A bitch that suck hella cock and usually her name starts with a J. But also is very pushy and thinks nobody can beat her up!?

Omg your girlfriend is such a nerd bop bro

by Nerd bop June 2, 2019


ripped nerd

β€œSomeone’s ideal body form”

β€œCaleb’s such a ripped nerd, I kinda like it”

by therippednerd August 22, 2020


functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

by jst_money March 7, 2017