The events and perserverances taking while traveling on the road for a long time.
On our travel to Canada, we used road rules
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Itβs full of teachers that sexualize teen girls for wearing βshortβ skirts because the male pedo teachers canβt keep it in their pants. Itβs also hell if you think about going, run.
Satan really sent me to the deepest pit of hell, Franklin Road Academy.
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In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.
Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...
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A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!
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Alabama Road Train is the act of towing a motor vehicle on a large trailer with a 2nd or 3rd trailer being towed by the car/trailer combo in front of it. This highly dangerous act is mostly performed by rednecks who watched one show of Outback Truckers and decide it's safe to copy the Australians with there clapped out F250s.
My mate Billy Bob asked me to help move house, he bought his Alabama Road Train with him, I took my own car.
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Put hot sauce on your arm and shove it firmly into your significant others butthole
Levi and Karen did the Texas Road sign,both had a firey ass
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