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Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1

USC Sucks

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U-hauls

Noun.

Male underwear, specifically boxers or Y-fronts.

Roast Beef: "I ain't gonna fire up my U-Hauls just to carry my junk six feet!"

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foke u bith

How ignorant Arab guys spell "fuck you bitch."

"hey babe i want see u pls open cam"
"fuck off asshole"
"foke u bith"

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I like u

I like u is used over text messages to show your interest in someone

Me: Hey can I talk to you
Anna: Yeah sure...
Me: I like u
Anna: ……
(Btw this is a real confession to my classmate)

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Nigga u gay!

Nigga u gay! U r gay theres no option

"No ur gay john"
"Lol nigga u gay!"
"Tha fuk john?!"---john's dad call 911
*sirens*

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u are so mean

Im trying to fuck u

-omg why are u so mean
-bitch do u want me to fuck u?

-u are so mean
-ikr

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u not my dad

"U not my dad" is used as a reply when someone who isn't a family member (specifically your dad) tells you to do something and you reply with, "you not my dad".

Step dad: "austin pick that shit up"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"

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