The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.
How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"
when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D
Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...
"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"
"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"
to act like a 'candy ass' or a 'noob' during a critical moment. First heard during a SOCOM online gaming session.
"Don't get all Willy Wonka on me."
when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.
Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!
Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.
They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live
A wet willy with shit on your finger instead of saliva.
wetwilly arabian shitfingers arabian wet willy
Its when you go ass to mouth
Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.