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A person with a penis that is wider than it is long
I hear Johnny is a tuna can sam!
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The act of a woman to showing her breasts.
DUMP YOUR CANS! DUMP YOUR CANS! DUMP YOUR CANS!
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the term has been popularised, among other things, by one of the mightiest and most well-known gaming clans that participate in the famous FPS on-lnine game Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).
As everyone in the Far Cry community knows, "For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"
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A very nice way of saying "Get the fuck outta here!" or "GTFO".
*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*
Store owner: Can I help you?
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The best and worst words you can say to a Destiel shipper.
Normal person: I can dig Elvis.
Destiel shipper: *muffled* I can't help falling in love with you.
Translated from Chinglish. aka If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It's used against people who criticize others' work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by "no can no BB", which means "if you can't do it then don't even criticize it".
"That person does not deserve the award."
"You can you up"
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Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
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