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jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal January 29, 2010

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jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 16, 2005

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Jew Fro

A certain hairstyle often worn by a Jewish person. It is best described as a large, poofy, dome-like nest that resembles that of a clown.

Yo man, I was in New City the other day and I saw this guy with the biggest Jew fro ever.

by carmen san-diego April 14, 2008

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Jew Juice

A drink to go along with a jew bagel. This generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be substituted with grape juice or apple juice.

I need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!

by True Jew November 26, 2007

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jew sword

1. For those with out skill, a ammo less weapon for an ensured noob kill.

2. Melee attack weapon in halo 2.

"Dude, you are so gay, stop using the jew sword."

by Asecis March 14, 2005

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Jew Balls

A man who has GIANT testicles.

"He has some Jew Balls."

by M.o.m.o.m.o.m.o.m.o.m.o.m.o. February 4, 2009

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Jew For Jesus

An Ethnic Jew who believes in Jesus (Yeshua) as the Jewish Messiah (Mashiach/Moshiach). He or she may or may not be a member of the group Jews for Jesus.

A Jew For Jesus is also called a Messianic Jew or Jewish Christian. Among the most controversial Jews For Jesus was a Jewish man who was a Southern Baptist pastor named Martin Meyer "Moishe" Rosen (1932-2010). The late Moishe Rosen founded the group known as Jews For Jesus. Like individual Jews for Jesus are, the group Jews For Jesus is often a target of every kind of intolerance and persecution imaginable--most often from Anti Semitic and Anti Messianic ("Anti Missionary", "Counter Missionary") individuals and groups; ranging from individuals and groups who are racist against all Jews, anyway (such as David Duke and Stormfront, and Malik Zulu Shabbaz and the Pseudo-Jewish Black Hebrew Israelites), to individuals such as Tracey Rich of JewFAQ and groups such as the Central Conference of American Rabbis of the Union of Reform Judaism, who have issued multiple responsa against Messianic Jews and Messianic Judaism (e.g., "CCAR RESPONSA 'On Patrilineal Descent, Apostasy, and Synagogue Honors', 5758.11").

by Nickidewbear June 14, 2013

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