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A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes
Dang i could use a power rod right now
The act of a group of at least two people go into a community shower, turn the lights off, and masturbate at the same time. Often done in Canada.
Man, when JD told me he took a power shower the other day, I almost threw up!
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The act of, or a calling for the act of, recreational marijuana consumption. Esp. preceding an activity, such as, gameplay, movie sesh, music {appreciation or creation of}, etc. (A localized term. Not common outside area of origin.)
1)
Stoner 1: Dude, it's game time.
Stoner 2: Sweet, we should probably power up.
Stoner 1: Good call. I'll get the bucket (-bong).
2)
Stoner 1: Dude, you're Mom is on the phone
Stoner 2: Duuuude, I JUST powered up! Tell her I'm asleep, or out, or something!
Stoner 1: Mrs Mom? Um, yeh, Johnno's like, out, or asleep or something. Sorry dude, later!
3)
Stoner 1: Dude, got any power ups?
Stoner 2: Nah man, I'm out hey.
Stoner 1: Bummer dude.
Stoner 2: Yeah.
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When you bang a chick from behind, have another girl stick her finger in your ass, then smack your nuts.
bud: i got 10 horse power last night when i was banging nicks girl
jr: no shit dawg, i had no idea you could get horse power from his girl.
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the act of having anal sex so hard the reciever blows fecal matter out there butt hole
last night todd messaged me that he gave a power wagon to his girl friend and it sprayed all over him
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taking one shot of hard liqour, every hour, for 24 hours straight without sleeping. (drinking in between is encouraged but optional)
"Yo Captain, fuck power hours, lets do a power day and get fucked up"
"I'm game"
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Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)
Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer
Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.
Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Austin: Do I make you horny?
Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..
(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.
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