someone who thinks they are all that and a bag of chips. a pretty mid person with very little friends. could possibly have hemroids. usually spotted outside because he has “alpha” tendencies. can pull your mom but not girls his age.
ayo stop acting like a sawyer stone you’re going to make me nut
The numb feeling in ones butt after sitting down on a hard surface.
Damn this chair game me stone butt something fierce.
When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out
Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
He is the perfect boy on the entire world. Every girl wants a Cole Stone, he’s cute, adorable and super sexy. He will treat you like a Princesses and he will give you a lot of Kit-kats. Sometimes he could be a little jealous but is because he loves you.
Girl: OMG he's so sexy!
Girl 2: yea, he is Cole Stone, he is the coolest guy!
Paige stone is a sexy beast with a bumpin body and a very ciddleable
Omg you've worked out u look like a paige stone
The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.