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The physical and shocking experience of a man dispensing a large turd into the toilet bowl, of such emense length and stability, that the turd fulcrums off the bottom of the toilet to then strike the base of the deficating man's scrotum
John reported to his friends he had to wipe his ball sackwith toilet paper after unloading a tea bag tickler
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A British person (from England) who is born after 2007 (for example: 2008, 2009 ect.)
Kitae thinks Alan is such a fetus tea lover. 👎
A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.
Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".
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To waste time by making a cup of tea.
Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procras-tea-making. Want a cup?
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When you're retarded and try to act like you're fancy before eating.
Katie: "This food looks great!"
Retarded Ass "I made it just for you. Bone Apple tea!"
*You didn't get a second date.
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A white tea is a normal cuppa. With a slight substitution. Instead of putting the milk in, the male will ejaculate into the tea. They will give this to their partner without them knowing.
You should have seen that white tea I gave her, she drunk it all.
She couldn't even make it past the first gulp with that white tea .
took me ages to make that white tea. Burnt my nob making it.
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