bugger the toe

Refers to a bedroom game in Britain. Heard of it while playing a video sex trivia game in a tavern when I was a child eating there in restaurant. Refers to game in which object is to win by buggering your partner with your big toe.

Me and my girl got drunk last night started fooling around in bed and playfighting but then we started playing bugger the toe. Anyhow, she ended up with a bleeding anal sphincter and I have a perforated rectum from her long sharp toenails as a result of our lack of preparation before our intoxicated game of bugger the toe. Next time were going to cut and file our toenails, wash our feet, and use a little lube.

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toe down

adj. opposite of toe up; real fly, kick-ass

Ain't no one more toe down than Isabel, she fly as shit.

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Nigger toes

A bite size frozen snack, usually pizza rolls. The box says to heat in the microwave for 2 minutes but it never gets them hot.

Jesus: "Dude my nigger toes are still cold.'
Quade: "AWW SKEET!"
Jesus: "Somebody kill me!"

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toe up

1. Toe up is a term made popular in the teen dramady, "Clueless." Dione says that Ty is "... toe up; our stock would plummet." Meaning that Ty is lousy and useless, not to mention detrimental to social status. 2. Also can be taken as "upside down."

1. That guy is toe-up. Don't hang with him.
2. I was so toe-up for Paul, I can't believe he likes Shelly instead.

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toe jam

at a party, when feet play bluegrass music

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italian toes

When someones toes all all different sizes,like the second toe might be bigger than the ''big'' toe or the ''big'' toe might not be the biggest toe on the foot

guy1:OMG,her toes are all different sizes!!

guy2:What do you mean??

guy1:Well,they dont go from bigger to smaller,their just all different!

guy2:Oh,ok its probably just because she has italian toes,duh

guy1:Oh,ok it all makes sense now.

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mammal toe

When a male seems to be protruding his junk in a manor that is an allusion to all who gander upon....is it a gift? One could really speculate. The appearance of a camel toe,; see camel toe in urban dictionary... the distinction between the genders.........................................

Robert Plant has been known to sport the largest mammal toe that has been seen throughout the galaxy to the current star date of June 3, 2011.

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