secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

Goofy ahh uncle

Quandale Dingle's goofy uncle that keeps trying to touch him

person 1: Hey, did you hear? Quandale's Goofy ahh uncle got arrested.
person 2: why?

person 1: he touched Quandale Dingle!

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Uncle nob head

An uncle that gets really drunk at weddings and wears white slip on shoes

Your uncle who is an uncle nob head

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Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

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Uncle Tom

It is sometimes used to signal a woman's Time Of Month.

Girl 1: OH NO, Uncle Tom is visiting me ):
Girl 2: Sucks for you /:

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uncle dan dan

a very cool creepy old man that drives a tooted up escalade and screams trump 2020!

uncle dan dan looks hot :)

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Uncle eccles

A nickname me and my friend Brandon came up for my redneck friend keegan

Hey sup uncle Eccles

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